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• (561): View more from Florida

  he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.

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  you for real need to get over him dude

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.

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• (818): View more from California

  so... thinking about masturbating finally

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  taking the losers way out I see

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird

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  OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  My liver needs me to go back to work asap.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?

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  It seemed like a good idea at the time...

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Your boobs are like a folk legend.

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