I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
