I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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