So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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