I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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