Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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