So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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