But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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