i don't plan on having that self control this summer
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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