I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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