You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.