so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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