OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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