Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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