i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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