I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Your dad touched me again.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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