What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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