...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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