The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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