Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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