I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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