I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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