i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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