Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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