and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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