his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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