You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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