To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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