In the future we'll all be gay
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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