i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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