Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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