At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
You smell like stripper and shame
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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