Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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