At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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