she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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