he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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