Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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