: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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