Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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