I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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