Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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