and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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