im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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