Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I deserve this hangover.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
