I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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