Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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