Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
dude. I can hear the air.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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