weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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