My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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