Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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