Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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