Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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