We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
