Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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