Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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