Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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