spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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